Selleck + Waterfall + Sandwich

Yesterday, I had eluded to awesomeness in my post about Bea Arthur, pizza and mountains.

The site that I lead you to today, not only has mustache, but it is the most prolific face hair that I have witnessed. There was one moment in the career of this mustache that it disappeared and I cried forever... Well, I cried until that episode arc was done.

Behold! Tom Selleck, waterfalls and sandwiches!

This page has such dedication, there is an official logo.

But I haven't even gotten to the best part. THERE IS A THEME SONG. A GARAGE BAND THEME SONG. SUNG BY CHILDREN. Yep. Hilarity!

Visit! Some of the pictures are gifs. Watch Selleck harpoon a Mahi Mahi sandwich!

http://selleckwaterfallsandwich.tumblr.com/

Bea Arthur + Pizza + Mountains

= GLORIOUS!

So I was at a friend's house over the weekend and Lizzylocks mentioned something to me (that I will post tomorrow. Salivate on that teaser for 24 hours.). Then someone else mentioned this site and I immediately added it to my calendar of "things to look up when I get home." It was such a freaking hysterical subject, I had to check it out. I... was not disappointed.

You need to visit the site and look at all of them just to sink your teeth into the awesomesauce topped pizza goodness that awaits you.

You may want to clear a direct line to the bathroom. It's five drops of pee worthy.

http://beaarthurmountainspizza.tumblr.com/

*This is totally new to me... and effing awesome. If you've seen it before, just click again and revel in the majesty.