Random Thoughts for the Next Few Days...!

Many have asked, "Sparkles--how do you come up with this stuff?" .....and I reply with a blank stare.

Honestly though...I carry a small notebook with me and write things down when inspiration hits. Sometimes I like to look at people when writing to make them feel like whatever I'm writing is about them OR make them paranoid that I'm some kind of investigator and they are under suspicion. =^)

Most of the time, the funniest bits happen when I am sleep deprived/fighting insomnia. (You're welcome.)

I will be super busy/doing a lot of traveling over the next few days, and won't have time to even touch a computer let alone be close to free WiFi, so here are four little gems that I've been saving......enjoy.

* If you have even one problem and you're not bitching I know you can't be one of my relatives...
*....which brings me to another point... Smother is only an "S" away from Mother.
* Morning, smorning. Have a glass of wine!
* Bacon makes everything better.

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There are many things that can be said about Monday, and none of them is going to be heard on Reading Rainbow anytime soon.
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WebMD is not your friend....unless you want to silently freak out you're dying or have cancer....or think your spouse is cheating because "they" say you have an STD. I think "they" should change their motto to:

"WebMD...breaking up one marriage at a time!" (✿◠‿◠)

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This isn't really a random thought so much as a convo Freddie Fantastic (aka the husband) and I had this morning before getting out of bed...

Me: "Man--hear that rain? It's amazing how it can keep going so hard for so long....."
My husband: "I know, it's inspiring."

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PS...Have a Happy....

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Kind of feeling serious today--Ooo, I know. It won't be a habit, cross my ♥ ! Anyhoo....

Expectations ruin relationships.

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Heidi Montag would be worth a lot more money if she had been left in her box.
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If you think there's a better song to do Butt Clenches to than Prince's "Never Take the Place of Your Man," you are wrong. The end.

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PS...Have a Happy....

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Katy Perry: "I sleep with lights on unless I'm with Russell."..............I'd turn them off too.

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Still recovering from the house full of people we had last weekend....also the my Irish were beat by MSU in overtime. Happy for MSU--we usually cheer for them and ND. Also happy my Colts won--WooHoo! ANYWAY....

Parenthood: Where sleeping in is 7:30am and "Look what I made out of garbage!" is your wake up call. (Actually happened....)

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Spoiler allert: Wlilliam Shatner is amazing as the Devil in "Devil".

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PS...Have a Happy....
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Slammed busy tomorrow...and it's after Midnight here, making it technically 9/15--so I thought I would post my...

RANDOM THOUGHT OF THE DAY!! (And trying a new color... =^) )

Whenever I feel intimidated by someone I imagine them drinking out of a hamster water bottle. Try it.........Good.

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They need to hurry up and make Jurassic Park real.

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My dog is so loony-toons I'm genuinely grateful she can't carry a weapon. Or read up on bomb making.

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My super power today is smelling really bad.

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Hope everyone had a wonderful holiday weekend. We did some traveling/visited family because my children went back to school this morning! Woo-F#@king-HOO!

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E.T. telling Drew Barrymore to 'be good' didn't really sink in right away......

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What's shakin' Nerd Babes? Busy, busy, busy...but I thought I would take a quick moment to give my....

RANDOM THOUGHT OF THE DAY! (pretend this is said in an echo-y voice)

*clears throat*

If you run into me today, and we make eye contact: I consider that grounds for a dance-fight. You have been dance-warned.